30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
My generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.
Jonathan
I believe that our founding fathers had it right. We need to get back to their America. No paved roads, rum used as an anesthetic, legalize slavery.
Steve
I know it's not a house, but I sleep there!
Steve
Jack: Those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.
Liz: Thank you Jack.
Liz: I don't know which of you to be more disappointed in.
Jenna: Me silly. I'm more aware of what I'm doing.
I trust award shows...they tell me how much to care about different dead people.
Liz
I should get a chafing dish and fill it with my underwear in case some Saudi guys show up.
Jenna
But if we have to have a government, make it as small as possible...dwarves, tiny buildings, pizza bagels for lunch.
Steve
My name is Steve Austin, and I am a life long resident of Rhode Island, and the manager of a local paint ball facility. I will clean up Washington, like it's the bathroom of a paint ball facility. Vote Steve Austin, and if you're blind, I am the wrestler.
Steve
Actually I go by Steve Austin. That way people see my name on ballots, they think I'm the wrestler, and they vote for me.
Steve
My exercise video is dropping soon. It's called "Jenna gets hard."
Jenna
Jenna, a word. Specifically, the word talking.
Tracy
