30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
Jack
Kim Jong Il? I've never heard of her.
Jenna
I need to see mine. If they used any of the footage from my shoplifting arrest, that would be great because my arms looked fantastic.
Jenna
Telephone etiquette is important Liz. It lets people know your race even when they can't see you.
Dick
Hey Liz, it's your father...Dick Lemon.
Dick
I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.
Jack
I'll try, but if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn & Teller show, I don't know how it's gonna happen here.
Liz
Come on, Frazier? I should throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you.
Kelsey Grammer
One rule. If anybody gets hurt during the score, we leave them behind to die.
Kelsey Grammer
Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.
I don't understand what you're saying but I like that it has the word we in it.
Kenneth
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
