30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Liz: I'm the one with the performance problem. I freaked out and my junk closed for business. It's like Fort Knox down there.
Driver: I'm just going to raise the barrier if that's okie dokie with everyone.
Jenna: Kenneth, take this card and get a cake for the crew.
Kenneth: Oh that's very thoughtful Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: Well one of the camera guys just had a baby, and I'm sick of hearing about it. This will put me back on top.
I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.
Tracy
I just need to see him and I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer.
Liz
Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth! It looks like somebody kicked a whole in a bag of flour.
Jonathan (to Liz)
Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesnt drop until December!
Liz: Did you crash?
Carol: No, but it was pretty scary. I mean, well not like the stuff I saw in the Air Force, of course. Like this one time a bunch of us pilots got together and went to a haunted house in Germany. That was messed up!
Jack: Jenna, have you been drinking?
Jenna: No, Jack. Well I had a bottle of wine with dinner.
Oh no! My Oprah wig is falling off. This is an exciting mishap. This is live!
Tracy
Carol: Lizzy if something were to happen, I want you to know that I...I need you to go to Raleigh, to my apartment and just clear out all the porn before my mom gets there.
Liz: That's it?
Carol: I also need you to Tivo Bones for me in case I survive.
No non-essential chatter Liz, I'm having the worst flight of my career. We got wind shear, lightning, turbulence, the in-flight meal was a frittata!
Carol
Baby, let's let the dog watch us. Do you think he understands the love that we have? Oops, I'm finished. Call yourself a cab.
Dr. Leo Spaceman (singing)
