Favorite 90210 Quotes
It's kind of funny. Everyone you loved ends up loving me more. First, Ethan. Now, Liam. Who's gonna be next?
Annie
Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?
Naomi
If I were going to the island of lesbos, you'd be my pick.
Naomi
Naomi: Okay guys, we have to focus. We have to work to do here. I am officially on the quest for the perfect LSD.
Silver: No, no.
Annie: I'm sorry, LSD?
Naomi: Every girl must have the perfect little sequent dress. The LSD is the most important element to a girl's wardrobe because boys like shiny things. They're kind of like babies in that regard.
Annie: Or like trout.
Naomi: True, Liam is totally a trout.
Silver: How long you been sleeping?
Dixon: I don't know, I was asleep.
Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]
Annie: Why are cupcakes so much better than cake?
Naomi: It's the fact that you don't have to deal with birthdays. Let's face it, birthdays suck unless they're mine.
Annie's gone feral!
Naomi
Liam: Give me my shirt.
Jen: I forgot how cute teenage boys can be when they're upset.
When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanamo Bay? That's great. But phys ed? Seriously.
Naomi
You and me, we're done. Why don't you text Ethan and cry on his shoulder about it?
Dixon
Three letters, WTF, spring to mind... what the frick just happened?
Harry
