Liam: I've been feeling distant from you ever since we got back together. I couldn't figure out what was wrong. Why we weren't connecting. You've been so polite, so unlike the girl I fell for.
Naomi: I just wanted everything to be perfect. I guess somehow that translated into me not being myself.
Liam: Well then you're done with that because the girl I fell for is ballsy, opinionated, and full of herself and today I finally saw her again.

Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?

Naomi

See ya around, Cheetah Girls. Try not to break a nail!

Silver

Random girl: No offense, but you look like you haven't slept in a week.
Naomi: No offense, but your nose looked better before.

Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.

Dixon

You're gonna need a new look from the neck up. Judging from the lip brow perhaps a little grooming from the waist down?

Naomi

Pretty soon I'm going to hell...don't need to add to that by defrocking a priest.

Annie

Silver: I'd ease up on the lip gloss a little bit.
Naomi: Oh, be quiet, I look fantastic.

Stop! You can't marry her. She's not the love of your life. I am. Please continue.

Naomi

Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.

Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]

Why are you out here, talking to me? Instead of inside, talking to your boyfriend?

Ethan [to Silver]

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid