Dr. Radcliffe knew that the best way to keep you busy was to give you something to fight.

Aida [to May]

I like you, Agent May. I don't wish for you to suffer. I promise to make this quick and painless.

Aida

He believed in me before I believed in myself.

Daisy [on Coulson]

Coulson: You know, no one likes a smartass.
Yo-Yo: That hasn't been my experience.

If she discovers you've launched an unauthorized investigation into her, she'll launch an investigation into you.

Talbot [to Coulson]

I'm happy Turtle Man came out to play this morning...

Yo-Yo [to Mack]

This is politics, Phil. That means politicians. They are a festering cesspool of toxic waste fires.

Talbot [to Coulson]

Question. Why does it matter if the original May is dead or alive?

Aida [to Radcliffe]

I believe that Inhumans deserve the same rights as anyone else in this country.

Mace

You like statistics, right? There's a 100% chance I get inside your head. The question is how long you live afterward.

Simmons [to the sniper]

Radcliffe: What happened? She was supposed to be in a relaxing simulation!
Aida: She was in a day spa, getting a hot stone massage.
Radcliffe: How hot did you make the stones?

You know that saying. If a jet crashes in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, you stay close to the guy with super strength.

Coulson

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.