American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.
Iris
I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.
Liz
Loughlin: People aren't supposed to live in hotels.
Elizabeth: Well, maybe this place is special.
Mess is always forgiven - the first time.
Elizabeth
Iris: Nobody tells me shit. I've never met the owner.
Marcy: Well, you have now deary. This is the new owner, Will Drake.
Iris: You get the hell out of here. You don't give a shit about those girls.
Sally: And you do?
Eight years ago my best friend made me a birthday cake. That night when she and I sat over my candle my birthday wish was plain and simple. I just wanted to be loved. Little did I know that every step that I would take since then would be one step further away from making that wish come true.
Elsa
Elsa: You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.
[to Dandy] That's where you think freaks belong, parlors, behind glass, a human car crash to stare at and remind you how lucky you are? Well maybe that's true. Maybe that's all we are, but let me tell you this, pretty boy. You may look like a motion picture dreamboat, but you are the biggest freak of them all.
Desiree
Do bear in mind, Dot. I can get very nasty if my manhood is compromised. A stallion demands a certain respect from all his mares.
Dandy
[to Dandy] You think you're special? Your mum probably told you all your life. Well I've got news for you. I've heard you sing and you're not special. You're rubbish. Even worse, you're boring. We don't trade in boring, we're freaks. And you'll never be one of us.
Paul
Elsa: But where will I go?
Bette: Anywhere but here.
Elsa: You would save me?
Dot: Now we're even.
