American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
Dandy: I cannot begin to tell you how it felt. The kind of control over their lives. Their trust, their fear, their pain, their confusion. I believe I am living my destiny. I'm finally happy, Regina.
Regina: Well, good for you. They're not.
Your father wasn't the love of my life. You were. From the second you came out and looked at me with that furrowed brow, I loved all of you, Dandy.
Gloria
[to Jimmy] You see, that's how it works. Your mother lives because the show will always go on.
Elsa
Elsa: I had to kill her. I had to protect my precious angels.
Stanley: Horseshit. You were protecting yourself.
It's all over, Elsa, for all of us. No one's innocent anymore.
Ethel
[to Elsa] The most precious one to you is the roar of the crowd, and God forbid someone comes along and steals your spotlight.
Ethel
[to Elsa] Thought you'd be hot as a Limehouse whore by now.
Ethel
Dell: This is the perfect time for me to tell you something that my father told me.
Jimmy: What?
Dell: It's the Toledo code. The first minute you let a woman tell you what to do is the first minute you hand your balls to 'em.
Jimmy: I wanna keep my balls.
Dell: You hold on to them son.
Who's the strong man now?
Amazon Eve
Rule #1 When attempting to blackmail a man with freakish strength and a mean streak the size of the panhandle make sure you got witnesses.
Stanley
Dandy: Bette I know you love me. Tell them you want to stay and live forever in luxury.
Dot: There's something wrong with Dandy and you know it.
Bette: I'm sorry but I choose my sister always. We have to go.
[to Gloria] Those girls were a cool stream of glacier water. My heart bloomed as they nourished it. And now it's all gone. There's nothing left but the dust and the scorpions inside of me. I was never destined to feel love.
Dandy
