Flight Attendant: Sir, can you please find your seat?
Archer: Uh yeah, it's right there. Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?

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The mochachino ones are the cutest. And I guess he'd be half gay too. Can you say, "best dancer ever!?"

Pam

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Did you watch Regis this morning?

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Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

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Cheryl: You can't control a person's heart.
Krieger: You can with a little something I like to call a deep cycle marine battery... or LSD.

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Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor

Gillette

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Archer: Ha ha ha, Ramon.
Ramon: And just why is that so funny.
Archer: Not that. Woodhouse, he's all tied up somewhere. Scared and alone. Ha ha ha, probably dehydrated.

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Shoot him Cyril! But just him. I think the twins are warming up to me. Right? Am I getting some signals?

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So you just listen to me, Mr Man. Get me some video footage of hot man on man action by tonight, or don't bother coming home!

Malory

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Just try to think about something else like there's no sink in there.

Gillette

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Lana: A non-circumcised Jewish guy, that's not weird to you?
Archer: No. Why would... I mean, I'm not Jewish, and I am circumcised so it can happen the other-
Lana: It doesn't work like that.
Archer: Lana come on. I think we both know it works fine.
Lana: Aw, come on! Not your dick, dumb ass!

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Why was I dressed like Hitler?

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