Archer
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Krieger: Coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter and preferably fair trade.
So once again you're left with the class Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
Malory
I bet i wont even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.
Unless it was the creepy old people bondage sex police, why would anyone break in here and shoot him?
Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.
That was for Pearl Harbor!
Malory
Black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O'Neil was a car.
Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.
Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.
Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?
Archer: And I got to complete my life long dream.
Malory: Meeting Mr. Green Jeans?
They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome. Which you are.
