Archer
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That's racist. Jingoist. Whatever.
Ouch my eyes. It's like being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun.
Archer: I got to blow up a train.
Lana: Thanks, Gomez.
Archer: Nice.
Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Okay. it's not though.
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.
My great-grandfather was nuts for skating. That and the Klan.
Cheryl
Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?
Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.
Can I just put what I assume is your rock collection on the stupid train?
Pam
Speaking of excellence, did you hear we met a tiger? Then he got murdered.
Calzado: Crocodiles on a three wheeler?
Archer: Right, how scary would that be?
Calzado: Tomorrow i will be hunting the most dangerous game in the world.
Archer: Jai alai?
