Popular Arrested Development Quotes
George Sr.: I haven't had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I'm exercising, I'm sleeping well.
Michael: You're doing time.
George Sr.: I'm doing the time of my life.
Maeby: (seeing her mom and grandmother at the restuarant) What are they doing here?
George Michael: They're adults; they're allowed to have fun whenever they want. We're kids; we have work!
Michael: (to George Michael) I'm gonna give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!
Michael: Well, manager. We just say manager. And you can hire an employee if you need one.
George Michael: Do you think I need one?
Michael: Don't look at me, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Right. It's up to me now. I'm Mr. Manager.
Michael: Manager. We just say, uh --
George Michael: I know, but you just said --
Michael: Doesn't matter who.
You stay on top of her, buddy ... Do not be afraid to ride her ... Hard.
</i> Michael
(George Michael looks petrified)
I'm going to get blamed for this.
</i> T-bone the arsonist
There's always money in the banana stand.
George Sr.
Oh, my God! We're having a fire ... sale! Oh, the burning, it burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! This isn't a fever! Ama ... I can't even see where the knob is ... zing grace!
Tobias
Luz, that coat cost more than your house. (Lucille looks at Michael)
Lucille
That's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
George Sr.
(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
Tobias
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?
