This Jesus character, he was shredded!

Gob

Yea, me and Blank are getting the ol' Christian magic act back together.

Gob

Nice plant, Ann.

Gob

I think I dumped it with a pot pipe and a bottle of cheetah sedative.

Dr. Nelson

It's Mexican proof.

Buster Bluth

This heat just makes me want guac.

GOB

Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

No but it's hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.

Michael Bluth

I've made love with treason charges over me before.

George Bluth Sr.

Oh, no, we're not in America. It's obvious we're in Mexico, right?

Heartfire

Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans?

Herbert Love

Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
DeBrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class.

Arrested Development Quotes

Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.

Lindsay

(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?

Tobias