This Jesus character, he was shredded!

Gob

Yea, me and Blank are getting the ol' Christian magic act back together.

Gob

Nice plant, Ann.

Gob

I think I dumped it with a pot pipe and a bottle of cheetah sedative.

Dr. Nelson

It's Mexican proof.

Buster Bluth

This heat just makes me want guac.

GOB

Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

No but it's hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.

Michael Bluth

I've made love with treason charges over me before.

George Bluth Sr.

Oh, no, we're not in America. It's obvious we're in Mexico, right?

Heartfire

Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans?

Herbert Love

Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
DeBrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class.

Arrested Development Quotes

Okay, we are just about ass-to-ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?

Tobias

(Regarding Buster) Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her 'miracle baby'. And I-I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So... He turned out a little soft, you know...

George Sr.