Ash vs Evil Dead
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Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?
Amanda: This guy's behind everything.
Ash: That's an overstatement.
Kelly: OK, you just tell me how, exactly, did I try to do all of that to you.
Pablo: You tried to seduce me and get me to smoke weed out of a shotgun.
Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!
Skeleton
Ash, this demon is never coming out and you know it. There is only one way to put an end to all this.
Kelly
Shoot first, think later. Or don't think at all. Yeah! Shoot first think never!
Brujo: The demon is taunting us by slowly and painfully killing the host right in front of our eyes. The only choice we have is to kill her quickly or let him tear her apart right in front of our eyes!
Pablo: Or give the demon another host.
This is shitty! I mean, I feel like I'm the soux chef of his exorcism kitchen. Oh man. exorcisms are the worst.
Pablo
Pablo: What's up with your radio?
Ash: Nothin'. Like any high quality automobile, you just have to hit the dash a few times.
I've always wanted to spend some time in a city so nice they named it Jacksonville.
Whoa! I got two hands. Brujo, I need two beers!
Pablo: I was just trying to find myself outside of this place. You know, I wanted to do great things. Instead I ended up working at the Value Stop.
Ash: Hey! You were in the electronics department! That's the big time.
