Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Quotes
Ruby: You say one more dumb thing...
Ash: I'm gonna say a lotta dumb things!
Ruby: You put a chainsaw on your stump? Congratulations.
Ash: It's a lot harder than it looks. How many other people you know have a funtioning chainsaw on their arm?
Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that will feel weird.
Wow. Last time I was here I was hopin' to get laid. Didn't quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. Fun weekend.
Everybody dies here, it's just the rules. Death, taxes, more death. And I don't pay taxes, so it's just death.
Pablo: I'm tellin' ya, if you gotta pee, you should just pop a squat, 'cause we're lost.
Kelly: Alright. Thanks boy scout.
Amanda: You think there's another exit door?
Ash: No. But I'll say yes just to keep hope alive.
That's right. We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we're keeping Michigan moist.
Kelly
What's out there knows you're alive, and it wants you to be unalive.
Hey, just so you know, each of you has a special place in my heart. Good job staying alive. Keep it up. Amen.
Amanda: You think THIS is the right time to be hitting on me?
Ash: Hey, there's no bad time. I'm old school, baby.
Amanda: Oh, you're old somethin'.
Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.
Pablo
