Get over you.

Tamara

I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?

Valerie

I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.

Jenna

Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.

I don't like to sweat in public.

Lacey

Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.

Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.

Tamara

Bitch had a point.

Jenna

Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

If you got down and dirty in that hellhole you have more to worry about than your image. The Sanctuary is the slutty vagina of palace hills, total pitri dish.

Tamara

It's a good day to be Asian.

Ming

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna