I have to say I'm hurt. I was missing and you're here luxuriating.

Lexi [to Danny]

Jay: You will be the hero of the hour.
Danny: I don't want to be the hero. I just want to find Lexi.

You guys are really draining all of the fun out of this for me, you know that, right?

Chuck

Danny: Maybe it's time to talk about the elephant in the room.
Lexi: There's barely room for us in this room.

Does anyone really know anyone these days?

Simon

Lexi: How did such idiots take over the world?
Danny: The good people didn't stand up to them until it was too late.

Lexi: I. I see.
Danny: This is the map. See. This is the map.

Danny: Chuck's bad at geography.
Chuck: Yet I always know the lay of the land.

Danny [to Chuck]: You said she was the devil.
Lexi: That was before we bonded over making fun of you.

Ah, Nazis! They sure loved their castles.

Lexi [to Danny]

Kid: Piss off, A-Rod.
Chuck: That hurts on so many levels.

Lexi: What, no penance?
Chuck: You want penance, don't break Danny's heart, again.