I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.

Linda

Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!

Linda

Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!

Gene

If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!

Gene

One hall pass to rule them all!

Gene

Mr. Frond: Tina, think you can handle this?
Tina: I don't think you can handle how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond.

Rudy: I guess when you're hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.
Tina: And lose the combination.

I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!

Gene

Rudy: Tina, can I just say you inspire me.
Tina: I know.

Oh "slow" you didn't!

Tina

Yeah, let's save "fast and loose" for when you shake your caboose.

Tina

Bob: Gene, what are you wearing?
Gene: Trash fashion. I call it, "trash-ion."

Bob's Burgers Quotes

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene