Bob's Burgers
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It's all interesting! Each pile tells a story. For example, last night Rena had chicken. The end!
Gene
Tina: Troop 119 shaped me into the woman I am!
Gene: I thought your underwear did that.
That's my stage name...Cookie Secrets!
Gene
Hey, Tina, we're gonna go find shells and make me a shell bikini. Wanna come?
Gene
Jenny: I'm here because Troop 119 has a mole!
Tina: I thought Katie just had a beauty mark.
It's middle aged mom Barbie!
Gene
Big Bob: What's your favorite President?
Gene: Bill Pullman!
Stronger and gayer than ever. That's our motto.
Pete
Bob: But we just went two years ago.
Linda: That was seven years ago.
Bob: You sure?
Gene: I remember! I was still breastfeeding!
Linda: No you weren't.
Gene: Not with you!
LORD SANTA STRIKE HIM DOWN!
Gene
Bless me with a perm! You only live once, why not have a little fun up top?!
Gene
Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.
Tina
