Bored to Death Quotes
I really don't have an oppinion, I'm too stoned to think, but I'm having a good time.
George
George - I don't know, I am on marijuana time.
Ray: You smoke pot?
George: Since the 60s.
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
I charge $100 a day, but I'm good..I'm one of the...I'm good.
Jonathan
Excuse me - can I get a cheeseburger, no cheese, to go?
Jonathan
Is vodka really made from potatoes?
Jonathan
(making zapping noises at an ice block) I'm zapping it like Ice Man in X-Men...from the Marvel Series.
Ray
Jonathan: I'm really hung over from that vodka.
Ray: Well, you gotta write something. I did my best work hung over. I have less brain cells to confuse the issue.
Jonathan: Sorry, George, what's up?
George: What if I do this and I don't come back?
Jonathan: What do you mean?
George: Tha-- that I turn completely gay.
Jonathan: Well, then it was meant to be.
George: (sighs) You know what, you're absolutely right!
Suzanne: I thought tonight was gonna be the Brighton Beach night we never had. Remember, that's what you told me? And I stupidly believed you. Instead, you drink vodka and you leave me alone while you chase after some Russian singer because you're investigating a case.
Jonathan: But I was doing it in the name of love. Somebody else's love, but--
Suzanne: You weren't doing this for anybody else but you. You're selfish. You live in a selfish fantasy world.
Jonathan: Irenna?
Irenna: Yes. And you're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.
