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Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!
Terry
Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.
Rosa
I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
Jake
No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
Terry
Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa
That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
Boyle
Amy: I was trying to insult you.
Jake: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Holt: Nice work, Peralta.
Jake: Captain, you’re doing it! You’re emoting.
Holt: The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
Amy: Thank you sir. I can’t wait.
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
