Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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The Freestyle Killer. Man! How comes all the killers you caught had such cool names?! The best name I ever brought in was “Narrow-Shoes Sam.”
Jake
Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?
Amy
It’s a safe house, son!! You’ve been protected!
Jake
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Rosa
Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!
Doug Judy
You look like a Boyz II Men Easter alb
Rosa
Charles: She’s live tweeting the whole thing.
Holt: She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.
Welcome to the Boyle-Free Zone. Please turn off all cellphones so as not to attract attention.
Gina
My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!
Boyle
Amy: Don't say money because I know you're in debt.
Jake: Well, if you really knew me, you'd say crushing debt
That thing is a date magnet! How many girls have you made out with in that car - six?!
Charles
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
