Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Gina: What's the worst thing in the world for you, Santiago?
Amy: Being one of those girls in Jake's car.
Up by one, Peralta. Anything you want to say to your car before you never see it again?
Amy
Hey Santiago! Do you have any dietary restrictions that Medieval Times should know about?
Jake
Yes, 911? What's the safest way to set a car on fire?
Amy
Chop-chop. There's plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.
Jake
I think I am...getting a text message. Bloop! There it is.
Holt
Permission to go to the bathroom?
Amy
Jake. Granted. First of three. Use them wisely.
Amy: What was your worst date ever?
Jake: I think it's like a 50-way tie.
The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.
Jake
Amy: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Jake: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?
Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"
Jake
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
