Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.
Holt
Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
Jake
I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.
Rosa
Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.
Terry
Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused
I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
Jake
Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?
Jake
The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.
Jake
My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.
Gina
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
GIna
Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Rosa
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
