I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch!

Gina

Captain Holt: You're going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. Or else, you're "Wuntch" meat.
Jake: You sure you wanna go with that one?
Captain Holt: Absolutely. It's hilarious.

Well, lucky for you, proof is my middle name. And yours is... Jared! Juice box! Jellyfish! Jamiroquai!

Jake

Someone's got a case of the sleepover jokies.

Jake

Charles: I'll handle him. You take care of Amy.
Gina: But how do I make it look like an accident?
Charles: I'm not saying murder. Just talk to her like a normal person.

If I had known it was our last time, I would have moaned more.

Charles

Wow! There's so many fancy buttons on your steering wheel. It's like a spy car!

Jake

Sorry, I have to talk my twins into getting their hair done. There are some promises about lollipops I do not intend to keep.

Terry

The good news is I can be brief about it. There's nothing.

Rosa

You're three minutes early...in Chicago.

Holt

You got a badditude. That's a bad attitude.

Terry

School is cool. That's why it rhymes.

Terry

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta