Favorite Community Quotes
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Pierce
Oh it's a drawing of Abed with hearts all around it. Strictly speaking, the bible condemns this level of friendship.
Shirley
Britta: I'm not gonna sit while some hokey tribunal gets its jollies judging me.
Jeff: Hey, if you show up with me, follow my lead, and deny everything, you'll walk. That's the Winger guarantee.
Britta: I get it. You think you're gonna save my bacon using your lawyer powers and send me into fits of grateful arousal.
Jeff: I can neither confirm nor deny that. See how good I am?
Troy: That's it, we're arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I'm not sure about the rules, don't I need a semi truck and a ten year old son?
We spend too much time together.
Troy/Abed
Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.
Annie
Hank Hickey: So, Dad, I'm just curious--what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leaped out at you at age 60?
Professor Hickey: Dungeons. It'd be the dungeons.
That was the first 20 seconds of a 40 minute conversation. Very informative.
Britta
You look about ready to marry Courtney Love.
Britta [to hungover Jeff]
Happy last day before winter break. Time to visit our loved ones. Some of you will travel as far as 3 miles! Don't forget to visit our winter wonderland in the quad where were giving away up to six semester of free classes. Wow, what's that sound? Is that the tip tapping of secular boots on on the roof? That must be another sign that it 'tis the season because rumor has it that non-denominational Mr. Winter is on his way to the student lounge.
Dean
Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!
Annie
I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
Shirley
