Favorite Community Quotes
Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!
You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?
Shirley
I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
Abed
I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.
Abed
I wanted to stand next to you for a moment. Like a good book by Orwell. Or a Veggie Delight.
Subway
Jeff: You started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend!
Annie: What? We haven't even kissed.
Pierce: That doesn't mean you're not having sex.
After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
Dean
Shirley: Why are there books in the an air vent?
Jeff: Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale!
Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
Pierce
Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.
Dean
Pierce: I can't have children. I'm not sterile. In fact, it's a rare condition they call it hyper virility. Apparently my sperm shoot through the egg if you can believe it
Jeff: I can't, but you can, so that's fine
Jeff, one of our friends is deeply disturbed.
Britta
