Favorite Community Quotes
Annie: That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are so alike.
Abed: I can't accept that based on one time machine story.
You're like ice cream cake out there--overkill.
Abed
Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.
Pierce: What did I do to deserve that? Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Troy: I didn't say it was you. I said it was a crazy, old, racist doctor.
Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.
Dean Pelton
I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
Troy
I'm a werewolf who feeds on selfish vampires!
Annie
If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I'm a writer!
Annie
We've all been there which is why we're all here.
Jeff [to Dean Pelton]
Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.
Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
Britta
Bitches is gay talk for friends.
Pierce
