Favorite Community Quotes
Why did this thing take photos if it was going to completely fabricate body shapes?
Shirley
Also when you die you go all the way back to the study room, so don't die.
Jeff
Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Troy: Gross.
Cobraaaaa! Avenge my totally platonic friend!
Cobra Commander
You do this thing with your face when you're trying to be funny that forces people to think about how cool you are. It's very distracting
Pierce [to Jeff]
Britta: You guys ready for closure?!
Buzz Hickey: Of your caskets?!
Let's say two people are in a class together and one wants to ask another one out on a grownup date.. but within biking distance of his parents house
Troy
Not interested. Please take weird haircut, stupid grin and go sniff another dog's ass.
Wu May
Jeff: I'm not dreaming about settling down.
Annie: Maybe you already have. You're teaching, you like it, you love Greendale--
Jeff: No, I love scotch and myself. I tolerate Greendale.
I teach law at Greendale, so believe me, I don't know much about law.
Jeff
I should go clean out my locker...she said at the age of 33.
Britta
Pierce: Who is the dumpling with the nice Asian pair?
Jeff: I think that's the first time sexism has made me hungry.
