Favorite Community Quotes
Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
Pierce [to Annie]
When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
Britta
Shirley you wouldn't get it. It's not a fresh baked pie thing.
Jeff
It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Professor Duncan
Merry Christmas everyone. The Glee club just became the History club.
Jeff
After you said Britta was right, everything sounded like one big foghorn.
Jeff
I'm barely a student. I'm older than you, I drive a Lexus, I saw Ghost Busters in the theater, and look, my gums are receding
Jeff
I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.
Jeff
Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!
Cobra Commander
Jeff: Are you trying to get formidable on me?
Annie: It worked on pierce
Jeff: Infomercials work in pierce
Jeff: Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one
Senor Chang: Give it up, Winger. Professor Slater doesn't date students... or married asians that drive mopeds
Imaginary Britta is right--and ONLY Imaginary Britta.
Abed/ Fourth Wall
