Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Wow...the middle-aged ladies really like Greg.
Rebecca
I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
Rebecca
See? There is love in your life. You just have to know where to find it.
Dream Ghost
So...West Covina wasn't the first time you made a rash decision to win back the man you love.
Dream Ghost
Dream Ghost: So you did move to West Covina for Josh?
Rebecca: Oh yeah, hundred percent. I should update that story.
I keep forgetting that you are so smart, and so NOT smart.
Paula
I’m the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I’m the ‘who’ in the ‘whodunnit,’ when I go to hell I’ll run it as Satan’s CFO. He needs someone to do the books. Actually, I shouldn’t do that. I’m terrible with money.
Rebecca
Darryl: I took your advice and it’s been really interesting. I went out with a girl named Charlie and a guy named Dana, just to make things as confusing as possible. I don’t wanna say that I don’t like anyone else as much as you, but -- I think I just said it.
White Josh: Hmm… that’s really…that’s really sweet
I’m the villain in my own story. My actions have gone way too far. I told myself that I was Jasmine but I realize now I’m Jafar.
Rebecca
Josh, I am really, really hurt, but God, I knew something was going on -- I mean she’s smart and different and interesting, so I get it.
Valencia
Valencia: Do you love her?
Josh: No. God, no.
I just think we should act like two normal people who’ve kissed twice. You know, you can do a little exploring, get on a dating website or something, see what else is out there.
White Josh
