Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Chris: Didn’t you go all the way to L.A. just to tell her that you dig her?
Greg: Yes I did, Chris. And it did not work out; cause life isn’t a two and half star movie. I made a grand gesture; I made a fool out of myself because that’s what happens when you emulate stupid rom-coms.
It’s not a phase. I’m not confused. Not indecisive. I don’t have the gotta choose blues. I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie, you might just catch my eye because I’m definitely bi.
Darryl
Look, I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies, and the look on people's faces before they run and confess their feelings? That's your face.
Heather
Trent: Dear Rebecca Nora Bunch...
Rebecca (slamming door): Nope.
Hey back off dude! He looks like Tom Selleck!
White Josh
I am bi-sexual! I'm going for drinks with this gay man, whom I have a crush on!
Darryl
Take care of yourself, I know how hard your life can be. Don't forget to be happy, because that's really important.
Rebecca (to Audra)
Oh Greg, I'm sorry. You're a nice guy, you really are. But, I mean, those two in there, they were just meant to be. You have to see that now.
Paula
Josh: I didn't know you thought of me that much.
Rebecca: Of course I do.
I'm way too bad-ass to be someone you settle for.
Heather
She's crazy.
Greg
You did not see his face when he left my apartment that day. I was dead to him. Like, he didn't want to spend any more time with me and UGH...we were getting so close.
Rebecca
