Criminal Minds
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Paul: You're insane!
Unsub: Guess every artist is a little crazy.
Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go, but rather, learning to start over - Nicole Sobon.
Reid
Garcia: I now pronounce you smart and smarter. Let's get to it, you two.
Reid: Get to what?
Garcia: Kiss her, dummy.
Hotch: And what did he say to you?
Reid: Zugzwang. It's a chess term. Describes a point in the chess game when a player realizes he'll inevitably be checkmated. He has to decide whether to resign, or to play through to the bitter end.
Reid: He thinks he'll get away with this. And, he might. I have a wealth of knowledge I should be applying to this case: behavioral patterns of violent stalkers, tactical recovery strategies, victim survival odds, but right now I can't focus on anything for more than four seconds at a time. Which makes me the dumbest person in the room. So, please help me. Help me find her.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage - Lau Tzu
Reid
You see, when men cheat it's below the belt. But when women cheat, it's above the neck.
Unsub
Garcia: Every time we have a stalking case I think of Rosanna Arquette.
JJ: The whole Arquette family to choose from and you go with Rosanna.
Garcia: Of course I go with Rosanna because Rosanna Arquette was the inspiration for two seminal songs of my childhood. "Rosanna" by Toto...
JJ: Obviously.
Garcia: ....and "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel. Which gives one pause to think of the myriad of ways a man can be obsessed by a woman. And what is she doing in bed to inspire that kind of obsession? And can she teach us - because I want to know...
I have never yet heard of a murderer who is not afraid of a ghost - John Philpot Curran
Reid
Morgan: Let me guess. She don't know nothing about nothing.
Rossi: Practically a direct quote. How did you know that?
Morgan: It's a busy enough street. Broad daylight. House is fully exposed. Either this UnSub is really really good or this is the world's worst neighborhood watch program.
The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort - Mason Cooley.
Rossi
Garcia: When did you get back? No one told me you got back and I've been worried like crazy because they said you were shot. With bullets.
Morgan: I'm fine.
Garcia: I can't believe you were shot.
Morgan: I got shot in my bullet-proof vest baby girl. It's just a couple of bruises. I'm okay.
Garcia: Why don't they make better vests? That's not bullet proof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof.
Morgan: I am just fine. See? [Pulls up shirt]. It's just a couple of bruises.
Garcia [stroking his six pack]: How long do you have to be taped up like this?
Morgan: I don't know. A couple of days maybe. Are you relaxed now?
Garcia [still stroking the bandage]: I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know, put new bindings on, re-wrap or unwrap...
JJ: Hey you guys----hope I'm not interrupting anything.
