The way you sniff people out, I should have recommended you to the recon division, back in 'Nam.

Harrison

Harrison: I called him out of the blue the other day.
Rossi: What did he say?
Harrison: Hello. Goodbye. Don't call again. That was the gist of it.

Unsub: Mrs. Clark. You know who I am, don't you?
Clark: Yes.
Unsub: Then you know why I'm here.
Clark: Am I going to die tonight?
Unsub: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid you are.

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future - Paul Boese.

Rossi

Hey eyebrows. When they do the men of the FBI calendar, is it just twelves months of you?

Garcia

Garcia: I'm a psychopath.
Hotch: No you're not.

Hmm. Beauty and brains.

Garcia

Garcia: Hi!
Nerd: Hi.
Garcia: I'm going to kiss you.

You chose this guy? You chose a brainless, metrosexual action figure?

Shane

Shane: When I win, what do I get?
Garcia: When you log on to the DHA website, there'll be a picture of me and super Special Agent Derek Morgan with shoes on our heads.

Garcia: So, I have a confession to make.
Morgan: Uh oh.
Garcia: You are not the first person to call me "baby girl".

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble - Bill Watterson

Garcia