Sam: Nice to meet you Kenneth.
Kevin: Kevin!

Kevin: I'm just saying he's going to have moobs.
Garcia: What are moobs?
Kevin: Man boobs.

Barbara Grizzuti Harrison once said "All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination."

Reid

Morgan: If she doesn't fit his pattern, how'd he know about her?
Garcia: Good question, chocolate thunder.

Reid: Tyler, Kayla is dead. Someone took one of the stories you wrote and made it real.
Tyler: Was there a lot of blood?

Unsub: You should be honored that I chose your stories. I did everything that you described, down to the smallest detail.
Peter: Uh huh. I see. That's where you're wrong.
Unsub: What are you talking about?
Peter: There's one detail you got wrong. I never cared bout the tongue. That was you.

Oscar Wilde said "I can resist anything but temptation."

Reid

Guys. I don't like this. It feels like we're going exactly where he wants us to.

Morgan

Strauss: I was hoping we could talk. Over coffee maybe. I thought we might try to bury the hatchet once and for all.
Blake: Erin, no disrespect, but it's not necessary. What happened between us happened a long time ago. I've moved on. You should too.

JJ: I think Blake could take her. What do you think?
Reid: Their body language hardly seems adversarial. Blake's making direct eye contact, and the tilt of her head suggests she's willingly engaged in the conversation.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - Charles Caleb Colton

Rossi

Different city, slightly different M.O. Are we sure this is the Replicator?

JJ