Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
(to Cheryl) How's your vagina?
Wandering Bear
Larry: (on Antoinette) Her boyfriend broke up with her, and frankly, I'd like to do the same.
Jeff: Why don't you fire her?
Larry: I can't.
Jeff: Why not?
Larry: Because she knows everything about me. She knows my dietary habits. She knows all about my web of lies and bullshit and deceit.
Betty Dusenberry: This is from the Davids. Oh, a doll.
Larry: It's a mulatto.
Masasa: We don't really use "mulatto" anymore.
Larry: I was wondering about that, if that was a bad one.
Masasa: Yeah, it's a bit outdated. But if we all keep fucking each other, then we're all gonna be the same race sooner or later anyways.
Larry: Let's pray for that.
(goading Wanda) I need a black man to get my car! Is there a black man in the area who wants to take my valet ticket?
Larry
(to doctor) What have you been doing, stealing your magazine collection from garbage cans? I have never seen such a collection of shit in my life. They're all four years old, those things.
Larry
Wanda: Do you think a black man would want that piece of shit?
Larry: "Piece of shit?" How dare you?
Wanda: That's a little toy car. No black man don't want a toy car.
(on a black basketball player's penis) They could put the Chicago fire out with this.
Richard
This chronic is the shiznick.
Monena
I will pull a titty out in this thing!
Monena
Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
Nat: That's good shit.
Monena: You're crazy! "That's some good shit."
Nat: I wonder what it is to smoke bad shit?
