Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
Larry: I hope I can do this. She's fierce.
Jeff: Okay, at first thought it was my imagination, but you're talking really gay.
I wouldn't go around quoting "good Hodgkin's" based on Party of Five.
Jeff
Jeff: Steve the choreographer--you've been spending a lot of time with him?
Larry: I probably picked up some of his mannerisms.
Jeff: Some? All! You're him! You're Steve the gay choreographer!
Weatherman: The jet stream is controlled by the rotation of the earth. You know who controls that? God!
Larry: There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend.
(sees an apparent boner on Larry after Oscar muzzled his crotch) Enjoying the dog, Larry?
Susie
Larry: Do me a favor? Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you, pussy-whipped?
Susie: Jeffrey, who's there?
Jeff: Larry.
Susie: (hushed) Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom, and close the door.
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?
Ben: You are such a baby. You're a grown-man baby!
Larry: Are you saying I'm a man-child?
Larry: I've got "severe tire damage."
Ben: That sucks.
Larry: You know those signs? It's true!
Larry: I think I got a guy for you.
Haboos: A blind date?
Larry: Literally.
Michael: What matters to women is what's on the inside.
Larry: First of all, you've got nothing inside you, okay? Let me just make that clear. You're the most superficial man I've ever met, blind or sighted.
