Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
Drug Dealer: OK, now walk away!
Larry: Any particular direction?
Drug Dealer: Just walk!
Larry: OK.
(he walks away)
Drug Dealer: Jesus Christ.
(Larry comes back and walks by him the opposite direction)
Larry: I actually have to go this way.
Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
Nat: (smoking marijuana) Do you know what this is?
Monena: What?
Nat: This is good shit.
Nat: That's good shit.
Monena: You're crazy! "That's some good shit."
Nat: I wonder what it is to smoke bad shit?
Monena: Hey daddy, you wanna date with momma?
Larry: (sees empty HOV lane) Get in the car.
This chronic is the shiznick.
Monena
(to country club interviewers) If you're ever looking for a good blow job at a reasonable rate, she's your gal.
Larry
I will pull a titty out in this thing!
Monena
Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
I thought he had the "good" Hodgkins.
Larry
The dog bit my penis!
Larry
Larry: I hope I can do this. She's fierce.
Jeff: Okay, at first thought it was my imagination, but you're talking really gay.
