I am not just like my father. I'm worse.

John Ross

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• Added: September 23, 2014

In a lifetime your Daddy never got the best of me and he was twice the opponent you'll ever be.

Bobby

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• Added: September 23, 2014

Trust me when I tell you that taking a walk down memory lane with your wife and your ex-girlfriend is not as fun as it sounds.

Bobby

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• Added: September 23, 2014

It's really great to meet Bobby's latest wife.

Tracey

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• Added: September 23, 2014

Peace in this world is often short lived.

Harris

• Permalink: Peace in this world is often short lived.
• Added: September 23, 2014

Luckily John Ross' heart is too small for a bullet to find it.

Pamela

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• Added: September 23, 2014

No gun toting terrorist has ever gotten the best of a Ewing yet. It's not going to start today.

Bobby

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• Added: September 23, 2014