Crisis! I think I've been run over by a cab!

Strax

The Doctor: Clara, in your book, there was a leaf. Why?
Clara: That wasn't a leaf. That was page one.

Trouble with Daleks is they take so long to say anything. I'll probably die of boredom before they say anything.

The Doctor

Clara: Now it's time for one last bow. Like all your other selves, 11s hour is over now, the clock is striking 12s.
The Doctor: I don't get it.

In fact, you know what? Run. Run you clever boy, and remember me.

Clara

We might as well get started. Help to pass the timey-wimey. Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? Oh. The way you both look at me. I'm trying to think of a better word than "dread."

Warrior Doctor

Trenzalore. Hm. We need a new destination because I don't want to go.

The 10th Doctor

Tell me what you knew, Doctor, or I'll smack you so hard you'll regenerate.

Clara

I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million different pieces and there's only one thing I remember. I have to save The Doctor. He always looks different. Sometimes, I think I'm everywhere at once, running every second, just to save him. Doctor? But he never hears me. Almost never. Having blown into this world on a leaf, I'm still blowing. I don't think I'll ever learn. I'm Clara Oswald. I'm the Impossible Girl. I was born to save The Doctor.

Clara

I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys! This our secret girl plan.

Missy

Monks are not cool!

The Doctor

Clara: Someday you could just walk past a fez.
The Doctor: Never gonna happen.

Doctor Who Quotes

Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor