Strax: Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any grenades.
The Doctor: Grenades?
Strax: She might have said help.

Clara: Hang on, three of you in one cell and none of you thought to try the door?
Warrior Doctor: It should have been locked.
The Doctor: Yes, exactly. Why wasn't it locked?

The Doctor: Oh you know what I would say about plans?
Clara: What?
The Doctor: I don't have one!

The Doctor: I found a disassembled quadracycle in the garage.
Clara: I don't think you did.
The Doctor: I invented the quadracycle.

Time. Time doesn’t pass. Time is an illusion. And Life is the magician. Because Life only lets you see one day at a time. You remember being alive yesterday, you hope you’re going to be alive tomorrow, so it feels like you are traveling one to the other, but nobody’s moving anywhere! Movies don’t really move. They’re just pictures, just lots and lots of pictures, all of them still. None of them moving, just frozen moments!

The Doctor

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor

You’ll find that it’s a very small universe when I’m angry with you.

The Doctor

Without hope, without witness, without reward.

The Doctor

Time is a structure relative to ourselves. Time is the space made by our lives, where we stand together forever. Time and relative dimension in space. It means life.

The Doctor

Amy: He went to get coffee and he showed up in a book. How does that happen?
The Doctor: I don't know, we're in New York!

Clara: After you. I'm wearing a dress. Eyes forward soldier.
The Doctor: My eyes are always forward.
Clara: Mine aren't!

Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy.

The Doctor

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.