This is it. The darkest day. The blackest hour. Chin up, shoulders back. Let's see what we're made of, you and I.

The Doctor

Clara: Is this a story, or did this really happen?
The Doctor: Everything ever told really happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.

Bill: What changed your mind?
The Doctor: Time.
Bill: Time?
The Doctor: And Relative Dimension In Space. It means, “What the hell?”.

Time is a structure relative to ourselves. Time is the space made by our lives, where we stand together forever. Time and relative dimension in space. It means life.

The Doctor

Frightened people. Give me a Dalek any day.

The Doctor

You're both good men. You just forget it sometimes.

Isaac

Rory: Did you just have that on you?
Brian: Of course. What sort of a man doesn't have a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list.
Rory: Dad, I'm 31 years old. I don't have a Christmas list anymore.
Doctor Who: I do!!

Today I honor the victim's first. His, the Masters, the Daleks, all the people who died because of MY mercy.

The Doctor

Yes, I wear a Stetson now.

The Doctor

Why thank you Arthur C. Clarke. Teleport. Obviously. I mean,we're on a spaceship with dinosaurs. Why wouldn't there be a teleport? In fact, why don't we just teleport now?!

Brian

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!

Amy

Amy: He went to get coffee and he showed up in a book. How does that happen?
The Doctor: I don't know, we're in New York!

Doctor Who Quotes

Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor