Brian: Quagmire? What are you doing here?
Quagmire: Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything sex related in this town.

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• Added: January 07, 2018

What's the matter, Brian? Have you fallen and can't get up?

Peter

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• Added: January 07, 2018

You're stuck being a single loser. You might as well embrace it.

Brian

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• Added: January 07, 2018