Carter: Can I turn off everything but the blacklights?
DJ: Sure, I don't care about anything
Carter: Cool.
Chris: Wow. This place is gross.
Carter: Yeah. The NBA All-Star Game was in town last week.

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Meg: Hey there, sailor.
Seamus: What are you doing here?
Meg: Well, sometimes I come here to think and fart.

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Cleveland: I also have a fat, weird boy. Would you like a hug?
Peter: Yes. Birthdays are the hardest.

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• Added: October 22, 2017

I took an oath. If mail touches me, I have to deliver it.

Cleveland

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Mort: What a generous gift.
Carter: I know. Isn't money great?
Mort: Oh, it's the best.

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• Added: October 22, 2017