When I set my mind to something, anything's possible.

Peter

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• Added: May 08, 2016

I've never seen a bulge in the front of a man's pants before.

Bonnie

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• Added: May 08, 2016

Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger.

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• Added: May 08, 2016

I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!

Stewie

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• Added: May 08, 2016

I know I'm a nerd, but I have a thing for rich guys.

Shelby

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• Added: May 08, 2016