Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 16 Episode 19: "The Unkindest Cut" Quotes
Dad, I don't know how to thank you. You've given me the greatest gift I could have ever asked for.
Quagmire
C'mon, Quagmire, it's not impossible. You want impossible? Try eating local pizza with a guy from New York.
Peter
You don't know what that penis meant to me. We did everything together. Everything.
Quagmire
Peter: Doc. Give it to us straight. What's going on with our friend?
Dr. Hartman: Well, Mr. Griffin, there's no easy way to put this, so I'm just going to come right out and say it. He's black.
Peter: Not that friend. Quagmire.
Dr. Hartman: Oh. Him.
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