Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 10 Quotes
"O come on! They don't own French fries!"
Quagmire
"All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
Stewie
Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
"Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
Peter
Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."
"Haha! I have done all your chores to deprive you of the joy of doing your chores!"
Ezekiel
Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."
"Peaches, Ginger, Honey, Candy, Olive... oh you know what? This is the wrong journal..."
Quagmire
"Wow! I had never believed in the Holocaust until now."
Peter
"I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."
Thief
"If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"
Chris
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
