You ask me how come I buy all these magazines? It's because I'm living in a museum of the past.

Peggy

Great Caesar's ghost!

Karl Weathers

This kind of thing didn't work in Westerns and it's not gonna work tonight.

Lou

Life's a journey, and the one thing you don't do on a journey is stay in one place, right?

Peggy

You're a little touched, aren't ya?

Hank [to Peggy]

No! None of your bullshit, not today. You'll kill us all, you'll split this family apart.

Floyd [to Dodd]

Kid gets slapped when he's bad. When you're grown, you get the fist. Or the knife.

Dodd [to Simone]

Every generation has their time.

Ronald Reagan

That's what people do! They figure things out, stay together, make it work.

Ed [to Peggy]

Me, on the other hand... I'm an optimist. So when I see this, I don't think the sky is falling. I think that, sir, is the sound of opportunity knocking.

Mike Milligan

My mother could find the cloud in every silver lining.

Mike Milligan

Karl: If you get the chance, ask him if it's true that Joan Crawford had crabs.
Lou: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?