Boy, she makes us look like the gang that can't shoot straight, don't she?

Hank [of Peggy]

He was the Gerhardts' man.

Narrator [of Hanzee]

Ed: Are you seeing this?
Peggy: It's just a flyin' saucer, Ed, we gotta go.

Floyd: I miss them all.
Bear: We'll be together again. On high.

Jesus Christ, you mongrel. Just shoot these two and get me to a fucking hospital.

Dodd [to Hanzee]

If I kiss you when we meet, would that be inappropriate?

Mike Milligan

You gotta stop stabbing him!

Ed [to Peggy]

Peggy: Professional, you said?
Hanzee: Yeah. Tired of this life.

I have heard of you before. And may I say, brother... I like your style.

Mike Milligan [to Ed]

Think or be. You can't do both.

Peggy's hallucination

Are we gonna talk? Or are you just gonna quote the thesaurus at me?

Simone

You're a shit cop, you know that, right?

Lou [to Ben]

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?