Futurama Season 2 Episode 6: "Brannigan, Begin Again" Quotes
Leela: If you don't mind, we're here to deliver the scissors for the ribbon-cutting.
Zapp: Then you're under arrest.
Leela: What for?
Zapp: How do I know these scissors aren't part of some Neutral plot?
Leela: But they're not even sharp. Who could I possibly hurt with them?
Zapp: The Yarn People of Nylar 4? So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very Neutral of you.
Zapp: Why, Leela, I do believe we've met.
Bender: He means you guys did it.
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
Zapp
Glab: I can think of no better place for this centre of diplomacy than here in orbit around the Neutral Planet. What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, Your Neutralness?
Neutral President: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Fry: So, what's it like on planet Amazonia?
Amazonian: Big rats there. Me crush with club.
Fry: That's so interesting. Maybe we could get to know each other over a coffee.
Wow! There's a million aliens. I've never seen anything so mind-blowing. Ooh, a reception table with muffins!
Fry
Farnsworth: Tonight is the ribbon-cutting for the DOOP's new headquarters.
Leela: What are we delivering?
Farnsworth: Something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed. The ceremonial oversized scissors.
Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: It's a delivery for the Democratic Order Of Planets.
Fry: DOOP? What's that?
Farnsworth: It's similar to the United Nations from your time, Fry.
Fry: Uh...
Hermes: Or like the Federation from your Star Trek programme.
Fry: Oh!
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
Bender: Nope. Watching cartoons.
Fry: Sorry.
Zapp: This is a mutiny! (Zapp handcuffs Leela) You're a capable doer of the nasty... but I'm taking over.
Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?
Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny.
Leela: (about the oversized scissors) We'll get them there as fast as we can.
Farnsworth: Well, okay, but don't run with them.
Zapp: Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.
Kif: (sigh)
Zapp: Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!
